Professor Pangloss on Pilosity

PROFESSOR PANGLOSS ON PILOSITY

Jungle monkeys

Find it funky

We’ve lost our

Mammalian hair.

Speculation

Leaves the reason

Lying neither

Here nor there.

Evolution

Seems solution

As to why

Our backs are bare,

But I am sure

We’ve lost our fur

To indulge

Sartorial flair.

We’ve noses for glasses

And virgins for asses;

Solely for such was

Madonna created.

We’ve babies for nappies

And eating for crappies;

For toilets alone are

Res’traunts congregated.

So reason stands

Upon its hands

While we on heads

Wave feet in air

(Which by the by

Is in the sky

For to give our

Lungs great care).

Rationalization

Is foundation

When our discourse

Of pelts blares:

Sagacious men

Concur humans

Aren’t hirtuse for

Our garb affair.

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