Thursday, January 23

Professor Pangloss on Pilosity

PROFESSOR PANGLOSS ON PILOSITY
Jungle monkeys
Find it funky
We’ve lost our
Mammalian hair.
Speculation
Leaves the reason
Lying neither
Here nor there.
Evolution
Seems solution
As to why
Our backs are bare,
But I am sure
We’ve lost our fur
To indulge
Sartorial flair.
 
We’ve noses for glasses
And virgins for asses;
Solely for such was
Madonna created.
We’ve babies for nappies
And eating for crappies;
For toilets alone are
Res’traunts congregated.
 
So reason stands
Upon its hands
While we on heads
Wave feet in air
(Which by the by
Is in the sky
For to give our
Lungs great care).
Rationalization
Is foundation
When our discourse
Of pelts blares:
Sagacious men
Concur humans
Aren’t hirtuse for
Our garb affair.
 

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